4. I always have to format my longer posts in bullet-point form because we all know that y’all would not be reading this if it was a solid paragraph.
Me: You format IRL convos as bullet points. If my catch phrase is “That’s never stopped me before,” yours is “First of all; […]”
John: If we are going to critique our IRL habits… YOUR HUGGING TENDENCIES ARE ATROCIOUS
Me: What do you mean? I don’t hug.
John: I know.
Me: See my post, On Gay Hugs.
John: I’ve read it before. Before I met you I was like I AM GONNA MAKE HIM HUG ME
Me: Hahaha. And have I?
John: …
Me: I think I hugged you when you first left for school?
John: We’ve hugged at least 5 times.
Me: And is that not a good amount?
John: I am going to hug rape you.
