I just moved to San Francisco. I’m getting paid to do architecture stuff. I like design, LEGO, science, comics, footnotes, the future, and guys.Tumblr (3.0; @faucet)http://faucet.org.uk/<p>The time I spend every morning attempting to find two matching black socks likely adds up. And I realized, I’m an “adult” or whatever, I could just go and buy 10 pairs of identical socks, donate all the old ones, and be guaranteed matching socks from there on. But I haven’t. ~~ I’m not a boy, not yet a man~~</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/17254844968http://faucet.org.uk/post/17254844968Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:28:00 -0500<p>Damnit I just realized that I actually have time most days to like, go to a gym or whatever. My primary excuse of not-enough-time is invalid. </p> <p>Guh.</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/17194549327http://faucet.org.uk/post/17194549327Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:09:46 -0500<p>There is apparently a free Lana del Rey concert this Thursday in the Haight.  The last time I went to a free concert, I ended up in <em>OK Go</em>’s hotel room.  Will I go 2 for 2??</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/17191819284http://faucet.org.uk/post/17191819284Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:22:43 -0500<p>The guy in front of me at the burrito place just told me that I have beautiful eyes.</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/17140737357http://faucet.org.uk/post/17140737357Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:09:30 -0500(he's right.)<p>I sometimes find weekends a little depressing. There are so many hours to fill, and whenever I find myself without activities or friends to fill the days with, I feel very lonely and pointless. </p> <p>It almost makes me look forward to Monday and work; at least there I have a purpose, perhaps even have a feeling of accomplishment.</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/17129267751http://faucet.org.uk/post/17129267751Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:41:27 -0500<p>Genius is rarely recognized in its own time.</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/17114671356http://faucet.org.uk/post/17114671356Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:34:11 -0500<p>Someone posted a picture on facebook of an owl, with the caption “happy superb owl day!” and I’m finding it way funnier than I really should.</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/17109069372http://faucet.org.uk/post/17109069372Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:07:02 -0500<p>There is a tourism ad for Seattle I saw that boasted “35 celebrity chef restaurants.”. They must have a more liberal definition of “celebrity” than I us. </p> <p>Allow me to list celebrity chefs, not even limiting myself to Seattle:</p> <p>-Emeril<br/> -Butter diabetes lady<br/> -The douche with the spiked bleached hair<br/> -The accent guy who is on before Fringe<br/> (end of list)</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16961337537http://faucet.org.uk/post/16961337537Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:39:19 -0500<p>“I was so drunk last night I broke my spaceship.” - things only I have said ever.</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16960804185http://faucet.org.uk/post/16960804185Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:27:43 -0500<p>One of my roommates is a great guy, but him getting home is like a bomb going off. Doors slamming, dramatic yawns, pots and pans, his voice is just loud… It’s the dramatic yawns that really get me though. It’s just so silly. What a day he must have had!</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16808360676http://faucet.org.uk/post/16808360676Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:07:43 -0500<p>Ugh ordering a pizza is a commitment. A commitment to staying awake until it arrives. I wasn’t ready for this!</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16688847701http://faucet.org.uk/post/16688847701Sun, 29 Jan 2012 04:21:29 -0500<p>Bad news everyone, my phone number does not occur in the first 200 million digits of pi. Looks like i can’t tell someone my number by specifying a start digit… yet.</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16672628390http://faucet.org.uk/post/16672628390Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:48:27 -0500<p>Why does an iTunes search of my library for “oz” bring up “Stop! In the name of love” twice? (both Supremes and Glee versions!)</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16672251520http://faucet.org.uk/post/16672251520Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:41:37 -0500also Return to Oz which i was looking for<p>Update: instead of getting up at 10pm and going back up, I woke up at 2am. As yet to be determined if this was the best/worst.</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16629044619http://faucet.org.uk/post/16629044619Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:13:46 -0500<p>This 9-10pm nap may be the best/worst idea I’ve ever had.</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16620139300http://faucet.org.uk/post/16620139300Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:57:53 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhi9urmQ41qz8gyuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This week was boxing themed?</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16608183252http://faucet.org.uk/post/16608183252Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:17:54 -0500k<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhcxoLdWw1qz8gyuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>So it’s come to this.</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16601752746http://faucet.org.uk/post/16601752746Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:22:36 -0500<p>Oh I guess they are called corkscrews?  STILL MISSING THOUGH</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16570492042http://faucet.org.uk/post/16570492042Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:53:02 -0500<p>And someone swiped the wine bottle opener!!!</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16570379195http://faucet.org.uk/post/16570379195Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:47:27 -0500<p>My torrents aren’t working for <em>30 Rock </em>(x2!) or <em>Parks and Rec</em>, and it might as well be the end of the world.</p>http://faucet.org.uk/post/16568623543http://faucet.org.uk/post/16568623543Fri, 27 Jan 2012 01:35:27 -0500