Tonight is a birthday party for a girl I don’t know, titled “You’re so VEIN.” Yes, vampire themed. I only heard about it today, so I’m not sure how I’ll manage, costume-wise.
If I had some diamond creme, I would replicate the sparkling-skin look I hear Edward Cullen has. I can actually smear diamonds on my face! And it’s only $400 a tub! That’s, like, what, like, a million diamonds for $400? A million fucking diamonds!
Or, I could go as the Count, and just count things I see and then laugh like this “ah ah ah ah!”
My other idea is to dress as a werewolf and fight everyone.
