• jaster: omg why did you change faucet i hate you so much
  • me: what? why?
  • jaster: DIE
  • jaster: old was way better, do not like new
  • me: new is just... white
  • jaster: and red
  • me: old was random colors from a comic image of Spy Smasher punching Nazis...
  • jaster: WHATEVER
  • me: what if green instead of red?
  • jaster: that would be better
  • jaster: yes do that
  • me: k
  • jaster: much better
  • jaster: it's like a mint or something!