I really want a smoothie. I google-map-searched, but there is apparently no place in Cincy that sells them. That’s crazy. I should obviously move somewhere more beachy, I bet there would be lots of places there.
I then looked into how to make my own smoothies, but I don’t think I can. I don’t have a blender, well maybe someone in the house does, but I don’t even have ice! The freezer is full of everyone’s stuff, there is no room for ice trays, and we aren’t classy upper-middle-class folks with a fridge that dispenses ice and water.
Ugh! I want fruit juice mixed with other fruit and ice in a smooth liquidy form! Curse you, world.
