Well, I have all the components.   Car alternator, bicycle pedals, wires, a cigarette lighter socket, a DC-AC power converter, electrical tape, wire cutters/strippers.

I have googled “how to avoid electrocution” and “how to not electrocute yourself.”  I think I know what I’m doing, but I am going to make sure someone is around when I actually test it out, so that they can pull me off/give CPR/call 911.  I’m also going to change into an entirely metal-free outfit, aka pajama pants.

We’ll see!