I’m not terribly good at fashion. Not high fashion, I don’t care about what’s on the runway/who designed what/that guy that just died who made uncomfortable shoes. I mean regular, every day what-people-actually-wear fashion.
I’m certainly not “unfashionable,” you don’t see me in khaki cargo pants or um, something else that is unfashionable. But most people/art-students-seen-in-the-halls/gays seem to dress better than I. Perhaps I’m simply not working with enough. Take a gander at Douglas’s closet, for example, and I’ve seen bedrooms more well-stocked than the Swan station.
Inventory Time!
9 long sleeve shirts
16 tee-shirts (my most well-stocked category)
3 pairs of jeans (black am appy, gray, blue w/knee hole)
4 pair shorts
12 pair underwear (boxer-briefs, fyi)
6 pair socks (white)
3 zip-up hoody sweatshirts
1 spring/autumm jacket
1 winter coat
3 pair shoes (no-stitch, D1, and painted black vans)
not listed: “work” clothes (probably 3 pants, 6 shirts)
Listing it all out makes it seem like more, but compared to 57 v-neck sweaters, not so much.
Of course, I know that “fashion” is just a scheme to get us to buy new stuff every year, despite the old stuff still working just fine. It is a time, money, and resource waster… but check out these shoes!! They are on sale!!!
