• me: I think the commentator on this Cavs game my dad is watching is calling Shaq "Optimus Prime"
  • jonesy: is shag still playing basketball?
  • me: it appears so
  • jonesy: even after Shazam?
  • me: hahaha, yes.
  • jonesy: I am not sure if I would like to transform into a semi truck.
  • jonesy: I don't know how to put chains on tires, in the winter
  • me: I wouldn't mind being a transformer
  • me: maybe not into a semi truck
  • me: a jet would be good
  • jonesy: it would just be a series of awkward social circumstances
  • jonesy: "who parked this car here?"
  • jonesy: "jesus lady I can hear you"
  • jonesy: (this is at a party)
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