I think I may have to give up drinking entirely.
I have found a correlation between nights where I drink an alcoholic beverage (even just one!) and following days where I exhibit a subtle but noticable different personality. This manifests itself not in a mere “hungover” sense, but a marked and general decrease in productivity, interest, and cheerfulness that will last the entire day.
I can’t be sure if I’m simply guilty of a post hoc fallacy, and to prove otherwise I’d have to risk several miserable days in order to have an adequate experiment sample.
In the mean time, you can call me “DD,” and not because of my breast size, this time.
