vladimirblue:

importanceofwhimsy:

penguinsjudge:

When I say no, I mean maybe. When I say maybe, I mean yes. (via tellmeasecret)

And when I say “That’s fine” it means “I’m annoyed and it’s not fine, but I like you too much to tell you no.”

I concur.

I believe the saying y’all are searching for is “no means yes, and yes means anal.”