(the ones on your face, not the thing about gay guys having wives)
1. I haven’t shaved for a few days, so today, I shaved just the parts that aren’t in a beard. (The anti-beard, being under the chin/neck area, and upper cheek area) Thus I created what I would look like if I had a beard. I went downstairs and found my dad and said “This is what I’d look like if I had a beard!” he asked if he should take a picture but I said I was just going to shave the rest. I think I would look good though.
2. It wasn’t really good enough to be an actual beard. I mean of course it wasn’t long and bushy, it being only a few days without shaving, but I wouldn’t want that type of beard anyway. It would be pretty short (is there a term for this? It would be shorter than my hair (ex 1, ex2) like half centimeter?) Anyway, I’ve always been thinking that at some point in the future, I’ll have fuller facial hair, such that I’d have an awesome 5-o-clock shadow and stuff. But I’m 22, maybe I’m already set for life facial-hair-wise? Is it like puberty, or is it like gray hair? Is that a weird thing to ask?
