• tim: kevoh I'm in lesbians with this jacob guy
  • me: have you met him in person?
  • tim: I wish
  • tim: he's lame
  • tim: I'll probably just have to stalk him
  • me: you can't be in lesbians with someone you haven't even met
  • tim: I don't know how to meet people IRL, they always get weirded out by the finger guns/wink combo