- tim: kevoh I'm in lesbians with this jacob guy
- me: have you met him in person?
- tim: I wish
- tim: he's lame
- tim: I'll probably just have to stalk him
- me: you can't be in lesbians with someone you haven't even met
- tim: I don't know how to meet people IRL, they always get weirded out by the finger guns/wink combo