May 2009
Around Cincinnati →
(via edwinedwinedwin)
I just made a program to solve elasticity (in economics) for my old TI-89plus. Entering in ((B-A)/((B+A)/2))/((D-C)/((D+C)/2)) is a pain, and now I just have to enter in A, B, C, and D!
April 2009
President Obama Quietly Erases Commitment to LGBT... →
notthatkindagay:
Here’s a screengrab of the page from Google’s cache, and here’s one of the new page. You’ll notice that several items are missing in the new text. Gone is any mention of repealing DADT. Adoption rights are conspicuously absent. AIDS prevention has disappeared altogether. Tuesday’s statement notwithstanding, there’s no commitment on the page about support for hate crimes...
I tried to take a picture of myself because I’m wearing lots of bright colors but its dreery outside so the caption would be something about that, but all the pictures are bad because the lighting is bad in my apartment and I can’t hold a camera steady at all. So suck it, world. I looked awesome today and you didn’t get to see it.
“That’s this guy right here.”
– Douche, referring to himself, when the worker at Wendy’s called out “medium double pounder?”
Theodosius Dobzhansky
is an awesome name. (irrelevant bio)
wtf, you have to pay to use custom CSS on wordpress now?
I guess Obama is talking on the TV? Better not run into LOST!
notthatkindagay:
My cock has more notes than some of this shit.
This is what’s popular? Really? That’s some lame shit. Every post I skimmed was incredibly not interesting, myspacey, cutesy shit.
First and last time I ever check what is “popular.”
Hmm, I walked down the street shown in seconds 04 and 05 every day for 6 months.
thecount:
Pretty much the coolest thing ever:
American Stonehenge: Monumental Instructions for the Post-Apocalypse
Amazing.
Superhero patrols streets of Cincinnati →
cameronchristopher:
iamjen:
crysonline:
acewepeel:
This is real.
my roommate just informed me of the official real super heroes website and it’s legit. there are people, worldwide, that dress up in costume and patrol the streets for criminal activity!
OMGWTF.
I go downtown all the time, why haven’t I seen this??
I have never seen him. Damnit.
I saw a promo of the news story. He has...
I heard a smoke detector go off. I’m in a small apartment building, so a fire in someone else’s place is my problem too.
I get my shoes on, grab my cell phone, and walk into the hall, trying to figure out where it is. I am in room F.
A | | D
B | | E
C | | F
As I walk past B, I hear someone inside. The alarm is quieter here, so I go back, and as I pass B again, I hear the...
Terminator:SCC Cameron stands perfectly still in the middle of the room
John: What are you doing? Cameron: This is the absolute center of the house. John: (sigh) … excellent, good work.
(This isn’t the same Cameron from earlier as this one is fictional, and a robot.)
[conversation precedes]
me: is "female blowjobs" what they call it?
cameron: what they call what?
me: female blowjobs?
me: going down on a girl?
cameron: oh god... no
cameron: going down, or eating out
cameron: "I ate her out" = most common
me: no ___job term?
cameron: don't believe so
me: saladjob?
me: or is salad the butt?
cameron: stop.
paper-or-plastic:
Another anime presentation in my Japanese cultures class. really…REALLY?!?!
It’s time you learn. The japanese are all about, and only about, robots, cartoons, and cartoon robots.
quick thought: totally am going to be calling it my “tight agenda” from now on.
“When the flu vaccines are distributed, Senators who voted to eliminate funding...”
– Anthony Hecht (via tyznik)
Straw man. Most agree on microevolution, but not on macroevolution.
Gross I learned today that the font I see on my site is different than what everyone else sees, and everyone was seeing a really awful font. Hopefully it shows correctly now.
omg heroes right?
The weather today is sweaty.
TIME SCIENCE!
Before the events of Terminator, there was a different John Connor. His mom was a nondescript waitress in LA. His dad, some random guy. He lived a normal life, nothing too special, until Judgement Day. He survives, and eventually becomes the leader of the rebellion.
In order to stop the resistance, Skynet has the (terrible) idea of sending a Terminator back in time to kill Sarah Connor. The...
Someday, I want to say “come with me if you want to live” and mean it.
I’ve got the Katie Couric bit of Autotune the News (starting at 1:21) stuck in my head. I want it to be a real song.
The abbreviation for “Moment Resisting Frame” is MRF.
Mister F!