May 2008
nighthawk variations →
Extravagant Designs by Luigi Colani →
so much hotness
summer interns →
my bio is up. fake portraits until Jill draws the real ones
B-Minus Ohio-originated Sexual Practices
yourmonkeycalled: The Akron Ankle Salute The Rocky River Rocky River The Sandusky Pant-Wagon omg, I’m from Rocky River! Its really exciting to read my hometown’s name in a random blog!
The Opening Act From the Original, Unused Teleplay... →
Totally amazing.
What if Hillary Clinton said, 'I don't want your... →
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Any site that has music start playing automatically is the worst site ever.
I just totally freaked out thinking I had royally screwed something up by miscalculating the difference between GMT and Chicago time. I think I’m safe, but man, time is so complicated.
I missed his wedding, but I nailed his wife.
Dear Facebook, When you are targeting advertisements at me, please look at more than just my gender and the gender I’m “interested in” I’m tired of all these “find the perfect guy” ads. How about something about comic books, or adventures, or dystopias, or novels I might enjoy?
Being under 21 causes those around me to be unable to buy beer. We were visiting friends, and on the way back my brother stopped in a grocery store to buy a six pack of beer. We get to the front, cashier wants both our IDs. I say “I’m under 21, I’m just his brother, I’m just with him, its his beer” He won’t sell Mike the beer, so we shrug and walk out. One...
my brother and I just totally failed at making a...
we didn’t think we had baking sheets, so it was on aluminum foil. but then I opened the drawer under the stove, and found one, but the oven was already on for like 30 minutes, so the sheet was hot and burned my hand, and then when my brother pulled the pizza out, it was all flopping around cause it was on foil and some fell on the ground
I’m stepping through the door
– Major Tom, to Ground Control
Today was way better that yesterday.
I’m kind of stressing out…. for some reason simply going to work seems really difficult. I want to hide, I want to cut off all communication with the outside world. Drop everything, go live in the woods. Disappear
A Letter to His Imperial Majesty, Aslan. →
from McSweeney’s
Are you a "Walmart Democrat" or a "Starbucks...
Please note: “republican” not currently a choice. For rationale, see Jan. 2001 through today.
When an event occurs, verbatim memory records an accurate representation. But...
– the study (via rach) I think I have an overactive “gist-izer” I’m able to make predictions / fill in gaps accurately and quick, but I also have a vast store of memories of events that never occured.
Shops track customers via mobile phone →
cyberpunk: Customers in shopping centres are having their every move tracked by a new type of surveillance that listens in on the whisperings of their mobile phones. The technology can tell when people enter a shopping centre, what stores they visit, how long they remain there, and what route they take as they walked around. Note to self: leave cellphone at home next time I break the law.
Is the government compiling a secret list of... →
Short answer: yes.
Stanley Tigerman talks about architecture, and... →
10:15 feels like a lame bedtime, but it might be the right bedtime tonight.
there must be some way out of here
– the joker, to the thief
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Is Takashi Murakami Japan's Andy Warhol—or its... →
Slate article about the artist of the creepy anime sculpture below (thanks kev for the link)
Since summer 2007 I’ve been having 2 bizarre ailments, which I believed to be connected:
1. Hand tremor. My hands shaking constantly, to a level that is clearly visible to people I’m with (to the point that people would comment on it) It was also difficult to do very fine activities, like making models (for arch school), tying shoes, sometimes writing.
2. Difficulty walking...