May 2008
nighthawk variations →
May 31st
Extravagant Designs by Luigi Colani →
so much hotness
May 31st
summer interns →
my bio is up.   fake portraits until Jill draws the real ones
May 31st
B-Minus Ohio-originated Sexual Practices
yourmonkeycalled: The Akron Ankle Salute The Rocky River Rocky River The Sandusky Pant-Wagon  omg, I’m from Rocky River!  Its really exciting to read my hometown’s name in a random blog!
May 31st
May 30th
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May 30th
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The Opening Act From the Original, Unused Teleplay... →
Totally amazing.
May 29th
What if Hillary Clinton said, 'I don't want your... →
May 29th
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May 28th
Listensamreich: Despite posting my Muxtape, I had to...
May 26th
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May 26th
Any site that has music start playing automatically is the worst site ever.
May 25th
May 25th
I just totally freaked out thinking I had royally screwed something up by miscalculating the difference between GMT and Chicago time.  I think I’m safe, but man, time is so complicated.
May 25th
“I missed his wedding, but I nailed his wife.”
May 24th
Dear Facebook, When you are targeting advertisements at me, please look at more than just my gender and the gender I’m “interested in” I’m tired of all these “find the perfect guy” ads. How about something about comic books, or adventures, or dystopias, or novels I might enjoy?
May 24th
Being under 21 causes those around me to be unable to buy beer. We were visiting friends, and on the way back my brother stopped in a grocery store to buy a six pack of beer. We get to the front, cashier wants both our IDs.  I say “I’m under 21, I’m just his brother, I’m just with him, its his beer” He won’t sell Mike the beer, so we shrug and walk out.   One...
May 24th
my brother and I just totally failed at making a...
we didn’t think we had baking sheets, so it was on aluminum foil.   but then I opened the drawer under the stove, and found one, but the oven was already on for like 30 minutes, so the sheet was hot and burned my hand, and then when my brother pulled the pizza out, it was all flopping around cause it was on foil and some fell on the ground
May 24th
“I’m stepping through the door”
– Major Tom, to Ground Control
May 23rd
May 23rd
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Today was way better that yesterday.
May 23rd
May 23rd
May 23rd
I’m kind of stressing out…. for some reason simply going to work seems really difficult.  I want to hide, I want to cut off all communication with the outside world.  Drop everything, go live in the woods.  Disappear    
May 22nd
May 21st
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May 21st
A Letter to His Imperial Majesty, Aslan. →
from McSweeney’s
May 21st
May 21st
Are you a "Walmart Democrat" or a "Starbucks...
Please note: “republican” not currently a choice.  For rationale, see Jan. 2001 through today.
May 20th
“When an event occurs, verbatim memory records an accurate representation. But...”
– the study (via rach) I think I have an overactive “gist-izer” I’m able to make predictions / fill in gaps accurately and quick, but I also have a vast store of memories of events that never occured.
May 20th
May 20th
Shops track customers via mobile phone →
cyberpunk: Customers in shopping centres are having their every move tracked by a new type of surveillance that listens in on the whisperings of their mobile phones. The technology can tell when people enter a shopping centre, what stores they visit, how long they remain there, and what route they take as they walked around. Note to self:  leave cellphone at home next time I break the law.
May 20th
Is the government compiling a secret list of... →
Short answer: yes.
May 20th
Stanley Tigerman talks about architecture, and... →
May 20th
10:15 feels like a lame bedtime, but it might be the right bedtime tonight.
May 19th
May 19th
May 18th
“there must be some way out of here”
– the joker, to the thief
May 18th
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May 18th
May 17th
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May 16th
Is Takashi Murakami Japan's Andy Warhol—or its... →
Slate article about the artist of the creepy anime sculpture below (thanks kev for the link) 
May 16th
Since summer 2007 I’ve been having 2 bizarre ailments, which I believed to be connected: 1.  Hand tremor.   My hands shaking constantly, to a level that is clearly visible to people I’m with (to the point that people would comment on it)  It was also difficult to do very fine activities, like making models (for arch school), tying shoes, sometimes writing.   2. Difficulty walking...
May 16th
May 16th